stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

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deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

(Source: deerwoof)

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meanplastic:

'hey did you do your homework?'

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

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  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
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skipxd:

slide to unlock

skipxd:

slide to unlock

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tattooinggothamcity:

'its too hot to wear all black'

image

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ozzyosborntodie:

snatchedweaves:

check the obituaries 

madonna still has a couple years left

ozzyosborntodie:

snatchedweaves:

check the obituaries 

madonna still has a couple years left

(Source: carlosthatsmyname)

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(Source: beben-eleben)

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